Yes, yes, this 4-BR, 2.5-BA townhouse has 3,065 square feet. Yes, it's been completely renovated and has central air. Yes, its bones stretch back to the Civil War and some of the custom woodwork remains. And, yes, it's on what the listing labels as "one of the most coveted corners of the South End," Montgomery and West Canton. But what should really blow your freakin' mind is the wine cellar. Think about how handy that would've been last night—a sturdy refuge for getting safely hammered (literally a port in a storm!). All yours for $2,895,000.