We haven't looked at floorplan porn in a while (what, we haven't!) and so we thought we'd ease into it again with something grandiloquently simple: this 2-BR, 2-BA spread at 321 West Second Street in Southie. The floorplan for its 1,242 square feet give evidence of its most compelling feature. No, not the open layout in the kitchen and living room (though, O.K., we're cool with that)—the five closets! Including a 40-square-foot one in the master suite. That's one closet every 250 square feet or thereabouts. The place was price-chopped in May by $10K to $549,000; and last traded in June 2007 for $539,000. Go.